Any Good Jokes?

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A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot.
The genius says: “Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don’t know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can’t answer yours I will give you $5,000.”
The idiot says: “Okay.”

The genius then asks: “How many continents are there in the world?” The idiot doesn’t know and hands over the $5.

The idiot says: “Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?”
The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5,000.

The genius says: “Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?”
The idiot hands over $5.