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Tucker Carlson Produces Doctor’s Note Claiming He Would Be Unable to Raise Right Hand in Court

By Andy Borowitz
March 29, 2023

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—

Complicating Dominion Voting Systems’ effort to make Tucker Carlson testify when its case against Fox News goes to trial, the T.V. host has produced a doctor’s note claiming that he would be unable to raise his right hand in court.

According to the note, signed by his New York orthopedist, Carlson sustained “a severe injury to the rotator cuff when he was a Little League pitcher and, as a result, has been unable to raise his right hand for the past forty-five years.”



“Any attempt to raise said hand would result in excruciating, unbearable pain,” the note continued.

The doctor’s note failed to convince Dominion, however, which responded by releasing dozens of photos showing Carlson raising his right hand, including during a mass salute at a Trump rally.

The company also called into question the credibility of Carlson’s orthopedist, Dr. George Santos.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/tucker-carlson-produces-doctors-note-claiming-he-would-be-unable-to-raise-right-hand-in-court