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I just got an email from my bank:

We understand you may have some concerns or questions about what this means about XXXX and your money. XXXX does not have any exposure to Silicon Valley Bank or Signature Bank. You should feel confident that XXXX has been here for nearly 200 years, and we are well positioned for the future.

XXXX is financially strong, well capitalized and has access to ample liquidity. Our diversified business model, solid asset quality performance and sound underwriting positions us well to support our Customers and Communities.

Translation by Google Translate (Bankspeak ---> Merrikun English):

"We will be shutdown by the FDIC later tonight."

Fortunately, Moos has all his assets with a Nigerian internet-only bank run by a prince where he is getting 1965.8 percent annual compounded interest.