Lithium Power International Ltd (fka LTHHF)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

Aliens_coming from_outer space_for Earth's_lithium. USA_lawmakers
want Biden to admit it https://thehill.com/homenews/3856419-lawmakers-demand-biden-address-nation-on-ufo-incursions/

Now I know what you are thinking. You are thinking even the imbeciles running LPI should be able to "slam dunk" sell our lithium to the invading Aliens... right? Well normally you would be right, but all of our management is still on their yearly 3-month company-paid "appreciation" vacations (mostly Bermuda & Bahamas) and nobody will be back to work in the office until after Easter April 9... sadly all the aliens are desperate to "cut a lithium takeoff deal" before the end of February in order to resupply their UFO lithium battery engines and catch just-the-right last orbital gravitational trajectory (for the next 5 years) to properly slingshot them back home. So sadly we Maricunga White Giant shareholders are sheet out of luck again with these ozzie parasite/loafers/dopes running our shop for us. GLN or Piedmont will probably get the alien UFOs lithium takeoff order (err take-out order) instead of us.

The Doctor