NorthWest Biotherapeutics Inc (NWBO)

[Poor Man -]

So word out of the North Pole is that Santa is breaking bad, which is relevant to the SBF story.

Apparently, Santa has grown tired of the Elves constant year-around belly aching, while the white bearded one is rumored to have developed a newly acquired taste in venison — Rudolph hasn’t been seen or heard from in weeks!

The back story is Santa had decided that this year everyone will receive NFTs rather than hand delivered presents. In order to managed this global blockchain distribution from his digital sleigh, Santa cultivated a relationship with SBF.

Bottom line, Santa is the independent third party that assisted SBF to post bail in the U.S. with the understanding that SBF and his parents would keep the St. Nich-FTX relationship under wraps.

When the judge granted and set bail at SBF’s hearing, a “Ho Ho Ho” could be heard coming from the back of the courtroom.

Santa is also a NWBO shareholder, which might explain the unforeseen change in personality.