A.C.Simmonds and Sons Inc. (fka ACSX)

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Further update on Simmonds new venture….

As disclosed previously here first, Simmonds has started a new venture in jail, that being the supply of commissary items such as Doritos, toilet paper, instant cup noodles, and Astroglide.

John has apparently secured a publicly traded entity located in Nevada, with the OTC stock symbol SUCS, “Simmonds Universal Commissary Services”. He has authorized me to sell shares of lifetime restricted stock @ .10 / each to anyone who is dumb enough to fall for this scam again. (You know who you are…Rabea, Greeko, ALLASS, Weirder, Swilliams, etc.)

When reached by telephone, SIMMONDS had this to say…”We have secured a shell corp. in Nevada that I am excited to announce has secured the rights to sell commissary items throughout federal prisons in Canada. We have already bulked up on essentials such as toilet paper and Astroglide, as these are (2) hot commodities that are in super high demand, especially where I am located here in bubbaland.”

If anyone has interest, PM me and I will send you the prospectus. It is written by John, on used toilet paper, but it is mostly legible.

GLTA