Any Good Jokes?

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If there’s anything that we’re known for at Car Talk it’s lame jokes. I mean, these jokes are terrible. “Dad Jokes” are thought-provoking, razor sharp humor in comparison. These jokes make Henny Youngman look like Lenny Bruce.
We warned you...

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk.

Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxis!

Q: What’s the difference between a Ferrari and six trash bags full of recyclable cans?
A: I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

A truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait

Robin: The cars not working
Batman: Did you check the battery?
Robin: Whats a tery?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A: “Robin, get in the car.”

Two Cadillac drivers got in a fender-bender, got out of their cars, and then started yelling at each other.

Within a few seconds they were in a fist-fight. I guess you could say things Escaladed quickly.

Q: What is the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind before it hits the windshield?
A: Its butt.

I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

Q: What do you call a VW bus at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

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