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The Fickle Finger of Failure will propound:

(0) interrogatories (aka ”rogs”) to any party;
(0) document requests of any party;
(0) requests for admission to any party;
(0) depositions of any party or any third-party witness or expert;
(0) objections to any aspect of discovery (aside from the fact that Finger is left~OUTT of it entirely);
(0) replies to the non-existent question of whether his schedule can accommodate any date of any discovery activity or any trial schedule;

AND

the Fickle FInger of Failure will receive:

(0) deposition invitations;
(0) deposition transcripts;
(0) rogs or replies thereto;
(0) requests for admission of any party;
(0) production of discovery materials;
(0) subpoena power;
(0) ability to take depos;
(0) power to compel document production;
(0) expert reports;
(0) access to any privilege log;

AND

the Fickle FInger of Failure will generate:

(plenny of) bills sent to KIAN KAMAL KIAN and DaKlubbfoothaus.