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Remember to thank Billy for that turkey on your plate tomorrow. He is sacrificing his valuable time in search of some new patents with which to promote the next phase of UOIP. When Billy wins, all UOIP baggholders win!
UOIP baggholders annual Thanksgiving meeting
Billy will be having his Caribbean Thanksgiving catered at his 6,500 sq. ft. "cottage" on Grand Cayman. Whilst Billy chows on jerked turkey and yams, the UOIP baggholders will be subsisting on grub bought with UOIP "dividends" (aka food stamp EBT cards) whilst they give thanks to Billy, Deirdre, and their oh-so-valuable UOIP stock which is so rare and highly sought after that it is nott even sold anymore..
UOIP baggholder Thanksgiving
Billy will bring Thanksgiving to UOIP baggholders.
Billy is now back on Grand Cayman with the UOIP/Chanboned patent trawler
Billy is hard at work searching for licensable patents to buy for UOIP/Chanboned. This weekend, he is scouring the beachfront Four Seasons Resort and Residences in Anguilla. Today he began searching the pools (there are several) and later began planning his search strategy for the beach and the tennis courts on Saturday, followed by an evening search for patents in the various cocktail lounges. Sunday, Billy will be chartering a boat for some deep sea fishing for patents.
As always, Billy's endless, indefatigable search for new patent assets to benefit the baggholders of UOIP/Chanboned will CONtinue and will be paid for as business expenses by UOIP/Chanboned and hence nott taxable income to Billy.
Billy sends an encouraging 'thumbs up' to UOIP baggholders from a pool at the Four Seasons resort in Anguilla
Scanning the beach for patents
Saturday, Billy spent the day in service of UOIP and Chanboned baggholders as he was offshore for 14 hours fishing for licensable patents.
Nott having caught any (patents, that is - the fishing for fish was fabuloso), on Sunday Billy will be following up a lead that there might be a licensable patent on one of the fairways at the Royal Turks and Caicos Golf Club.
This past Thursday, in a show of his deep CONcern for UOIP baggholders, Billy allowed himself to be subjected to the dreaded waterboarding. He said it was no bigg deal, and actually it was a lott of fun. Billy is puzzled at how waterboarding is supposed to make people give up information that they don't want to divulge.
This coming Wednesday, Billy will relocate to a resort in Dominica as his endless search for patent assets for UOIP to acquire moves forward. There are a couple of coral reefs there that he thinks are worth exploring for patents. As such, the entire trip is expensible to both Chanboned and UOIP, as are his ongoing salary draw and management CONsultancy fees. (Yes, per the Caymanian accountant handling DaBooks, gambling losses, bar tabs, stripper tips, and escort fees are fully legitimate business expenses. As are fishing and scuba charter costs. Oh, and golf green fees and golfing equipment. And the masseuses fees as well.)
Billy Carter: working weekends for the betterment of the brokeass UOIP baggholders.
Billy is working hard this weekend for UOIP baggholders. He will be searching for patents to buy for the new Ultra Vires division of Chanboned and its parent corporation, UOIP.
First, Billy will scour the beach for potentially useful discarded patents that may have fallen ~OUTT of a beachgoers bag or pocket.
Then, Billy will be looking for buried patent treasure on one of the fine dive reefs off Grand Cayman.
Working diligently and tirelessly, Billy is determined to find patents worth billion$ in the Caribbean. Next week he will be in Jamaica looking for patents on jerk chicken recipes and new methods for smoking cannabis. RADAR is preparing a 584-page nonsense complaint against Billy to file in a Kingston court using Kian Kamal's debit card.
Billy working hard for Chanboned/UOIP - returning from a hard day searching for licensable patents to acquire for Chanboned/UOIP baggholders. Nothing promising today from the beach in Tobago. Billy will try again tomorrow.
"Special greetings from the Caribbean to RADAR and Kamal Kian and the rest of the Klubbfoothaus gang!" - Billy Carter 24Sep2024
Billy is in Curaçao today looking for N.V. patents to buy for UOIP. So far, no luck (in finding any patents, that is). Billy has looked all around the beach for them butt so far he has only found the beach bar and some mojitos. Later he will search the pool and a few nightclubs.
Billy gives a special shout~OUTT to all of the old Iceweb holderoners.
"Best wishes to loyal, patient UOIP baggholders. And Happy Ultra Vires to all!" - Billy Carter
Message from Billy to UOIP baggholders: Ultra Vires or Bust, Baby!
After due consideration over the course of many months and years, deep reflection, and soul-searching, Billy has decided to keep DaMunny. It's the right thing to do for him.
The meager handful of GTFOH shekels and chumpcoins, if distributed over the huge number of UOIP shares, would amount to virtually nothing after expenses for each baggholder and would nott meaningfully impact their lives. However, the tiny pile of GTFOH shekels and chumpcoins is enuff to meaningfully improve Billy's life. So, applying utilitarian principles, Billy keeping the munny will produce the greatest amount of good.
Billy is ~OUTT looking for new business opportunities for UOIP to justify his ongoing CONsulting CONtract income for managing UOIP and Chanboned - and he has replaced Deirdre as his "business partner" for assisting him on this mission. Today he is looking for patents in Aruba.
DasKlubbfoothaus munny ====.> G-O-N-E. GONE!
RADAR clipped those clowns butt good.
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