NorthWest Biotherapeutics Inc (NWBO)

[hankmanhub]

Cute idea.
My response in bold:

1) Why did the NWBO investor cross the road?
He had nowhere else to go!

2) What do you get when you cross an NWBO investor and an elephant?
That depends on how many years the gestation period will be.

3) Knock knock!
Who's there?
NWBO shareholder!
NWBO shareholder who?
NWBO shareholder holding a ticket to the ASM.
___________

4. David Innes, Les Goldman, and Linda Powers walk into a bar
They have a drink, and charge it to NWBO, call it the ASM, and then go home.. . .

5. ATLnsider, Poor Man, and Sojourner55 walk into a bar .
. . That can not happen as Poor Man can not afford to get into a bar.

6. When you're at a cocktail party, how can you tell if someone holds shares in NWBO? He keeps asking everyone at the party if they know why the NWBO shares were halted in 2015.


7. (limerick)

There was an old man from Ohio
Who bought shares in Northwestern Bio
After May 10 he saw
The deal was so raw
It made him say me-O my-O


There was an old man from Ohio
Who bought shares in Northwestern Bio
After a decade he expected
The deal was not as rapid as expected
It made him hope the pharmas will BUY-O

8. (haiku)

Shares at sixty-two
Volume keeps on falling down
My wife strangles me

Shares at times go up
Shares may also sometimes drop
But NWBO gives us hope