This is great lol!!!!! One of the distressed longs at HSM has come up with a classic Downs style PR for the year 2014.
Today, 03:58 PM #2911
happytrader
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Originally Posted by cohllll
I am unsure , but i would presume that if your divi is trading the deal would be virtually complete, anyhow if your divi is trading the stock price will be around $2.35 anyway so it shouldn't matter.
All good things come to those that wait!!
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I can see the news now. It will probably go something like this:
IDWD Updates Shareholders On Business Relationships and Buyout
Virtual Offices, Florida. Feb 14, 2014. IDWD announced today they have received a business update from HLS regarding the proposed $2.35 per share cash buyout and other business relationshps established by the various parties to the contracts awarded by governmental authorities.
A message from HLS was left with the building receptionist where IDWD maintains a mail drop address. The receptionist informed Mr Patrick Downs that HLS informed her that WSA informed them that PGRD informed them that another option to aquire the PGRD shell would be made available after the Easter Holidays whereupon an new agreement to buy the PGRD shell would be possible. Past payments of $10,242,349.95 will be applied to the new purchase price of $22,000,000 if acted upon immediately.
A courier will be sent to the various parties to the contracts and as soon as he arrives with the proper documentation signed and sealed with the correct government seal, a new escrow account will be established upon which an investment banker will be named.
The currently unnamed Wall Street investment banker told PGRD who told WSA who told HLS who told the receptionist who told Mr Downs that this will allow the proposed $2.35 per share cash buyout to take place for all 11.2 billion freetrading trades of IDWD as soon as The Memorial Day Holiday is over and the various parties return home from the Indianapolis 500 where WSA has informed HLS who has informed the receptionist, who has informed Mr Downs that STE Communications will have an ad on a van parked at a convenience store located in Lebanon Indiana, only 28 miles from the Brickyard which could increase sales of flash drives by as much as 2800%. Retired poster jmhgolf will be driving the van to and from his residence which should also generate additional sales of flash drives.
Mr Downs commented: I don't know exactly when all of this will take place, but HLS has indicated they might need more inventory which they say could cause a short delay.
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