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Monday, 08/01/2022 4:21:48 PM

Monday, August 01, 2022 4:21:48 PM

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Woodentit be humerus if Billy retires to zero income tacks state Alaska and becomes Billy ''Ralph'' Carter the fine Northern gentleman.

Since he will be joining The Northern Tier, I will need to give him lessons (paid, of course!) in how to fish for Northern pike, walleye, and the elusive musky/muskie (and, if in Alaska, grayling, rainbows, Dolly Varden, steelhead, and Arctic char).

Billy! I can teach you the secrets of Northern tier fishing - for only $945/hr (2022 mid-year hourly rate) - plus expenses such as boat rental, gas, sammiches, beer, bait, licenses, trolling motor rental and battery charges, snakebite medicine (Bulleit or Jack Daniels brands for men, blackberry brandy for the lady fishermen), and tackle rental.

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