Any Good Jokes?

[Trinityz1]

A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated.. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating..
So he decides to approaches a local young man with a proposition - "Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?" he asks..
The janitor say "Okay, but only on three conditions: First, I don't want to have to kiss her., and second, you can never tell anyone about this"..
"Fine," says the zookeeper, "what's the third condition?"..
"Well," says the man, "I'm gonna need about a week to come up with the $500"..