MONKEY POX--Think you might have it? Diagnose yourself by consulting these symptoms:
1) A mild headache: Run for your life! YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!
2) You've been to England in the last six months: You might also be British, which is another problem altogether.
3) Italian plumbers make you FURIOUS: Throwing all those barrels is making you super buff, though.
4) You pick a bug out of your wife's hair and eat it: Helpful but gross. Don't do that.
5) You become confused and angry every time you see a monolith: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
6) All of your pants are at the tailor to have a hole added for your tail: If you haven't figured it out by now—you're a monkey. Sad.
7) You just got back from a tour of Dr. Fauci's Wuhan Monkeypox Lab: Duct tape is not a valid tool for air sealing a room against viral infection.
8) A tiny monkey bursts out of your chest: If you had the vaccine, the monkey would have exploded out of your body but in a slightly more mild way.
9) You insist that selectively bred bananas are evidence of creation: An atheist's nightmare! Mic drop!
10) Zero symptoms: Better quarantine just to be safe.
In the end, it doesn't matter what your symptoms are, if you die, you'll be recorded as a monkeypox statistic.
my posts are an OPINION - based on facts. Do your DD
