Any Good Jokes?

[Trinityz1]

pull my finger.................

many many moons ago in a land far far away
was sitting with my son side by side in easy chairs
with our legs up relaxing watching something

a moth went flying by about 4 feet away tra-la-la-la about 4 feet off the floor
I aimed a fart at it....an SBD....kid said-- aw you got nothing!
moth ran into it and dropped like a rock
like a plane nose diving
we laughed our selves silly