Any Good Jokes?

[Trinityz1]

lol! it's so easy to visualize a little girl saying that!

back in the dark ages, driving my KW, had a lumper with me
and he loved joke books
I was haulin' ass on I-80 ....
and he says

Hey, what's the last thing that goes thru a bugs mind when it
hits your windshield at 85 mph?

Right then, this HUGE bug went Splat right in the middle
of the windshield on my side....and I looked down and I
was doing 85 Mph

and he says

His Asshole....!!!

I collapsed into the steering wheel I was laughing so hard
with the truck doing some slight swaying

and the couple trucks running along behind me
came over the radio....What's going on up there?

I told 'em and then we were all roaring and laughing
kinda wiggling down I-80 at 85 mph

he said it and it was literally at that instant it all happened