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Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My blonde co-worker asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her " And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark .