New PR Parody real update
Disgruntled shareholders we have failed for many years.
As we close out 2021, it is now time to summarize our recent Ghost business developments, Zero year-to-date achievements, and provide some insight into the false strategic direction for 2022 and beyond. As a collective company, we have been on a journey to PR, Vegas, Ishpeming, Caribbean to reinvent our vacations all while screwing long-term shareholder value with no holdings and assets.
For years, we have been laughable with our business plan. This year, we have been executing our plan and making many strategic moves in the Sky, many of which we are not ready to disclose publicly as we have more ideas to dream about to sell shares. In 2021, we raised Barbie equity capital from multiple dumbshxts to fund the growth of the organization. With the dedicated funding, we will continue to execute engineering, manufacturing and the installation of the initial GHOST towers. In November, the most recent phase of our engineering was completed. Our engineering team has expanded to multiple world-renowned Nigerian hackers. Details on these advancements will be further hidden in 2022.
We kicked off the next stage of our marketing and public relations programs which takes us from brand development to Nigerian hacker Ghost towers. Expect a new video and updates to the website in early 2022 on my vacations to PR. As discussed in the article, we have four Ghost tower sites identified. These sites, as well as others we will never mention, represent a good variety of geographic Ghost locations with no real communication and no possible connectivity to meet our customer needs. Our rugged locations will be on display to showcase real advantages of Alien Ghost locations. Our hidden infrastructure plan will close the gap on ZERO coverage. Together, these pilot sites will enable us to further solidify multiple business money grabs with multiple customer saps.
In November, the U.S. House of Representatives passed a $1.2 trillion bipartisan money grabbing infrastructure bill, earmarking billions of dollars for Alien Ghost broadband, electric flying vehicles, and clean energy. We don't solve those needs. Our Ghost tower’s economics are not sound, money grab government funding enhanced and speed the Ghost deployment of our towers and other Alien infrastructure projects.
We have been quiet for many years and have not made many announcements because we haven't made anything to date. As promised, it is now time to make way for another vacation. We have a crap team and Barbie capital in place to implement our plan. Over the next year, we promise to issue Ghost announcements and updates on the progress of these and other Alien developments.
Signed: Never met a promise
Peace and blessings for the New Year 2080. Merry Christmas.
AI
