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[Theo]

I kept a guy on the line for almost 1/2 an hour last year trying to pull an IRS scam on me. I played dumb and very nervous cause I didn't want to "go to jail" as they threatened would happen. I made him drag out every singe piece of info they wanted from me.

Of course I gave him a bogus name- Ortagus J Finchhopper III. I shit you not, he made me spell it out for him lol!!! Anyway, when he got to the very last item (SS#) he said "That's the last thing we need was my SS#. I paused- (to create a dramatic affect) and then I told him; "I have no SS# because I'm in the country illegally." Dead silence. And then he busts out laughing and made some comment that I couldn't quite understand but I'm almost positive he said something akin to "good one"...