The Golden Lounge

[Wayne R]

I was at the local hardware store today. Had a 10 euro coupon to use before they go out of business next week.

I saw this battery operated LED utility light, 500 lumins, whatever that means.

On the package it said "try me". The on/off button was not encased it plastic.

So like an idiot I turned it on. Almost burned out my retinas.

I imagine, somewhere in China, there are a couple guys sitting around a table drinking cognac, laughing their asses off over their brilliant idea to put "try me" on the package in an effort to blind a part of the western world.