Sonasoft Corp (SSFT)

[shajandr]

Cinco de Swimmo has been in the battereds' boXXX for awhile. He is prolly getten tired of fouling off DaBalls. Time's a'comin' for Suzi Quattro to move from the On Deckked Circle into the battereds' boXXX as this tawdry fambly pennyscam approaches its asumptote of ZERO.

Ole Sixto Lezcano has already left the ballpark. Subpenny is putting on her batten gloves and she'll be taken her warmup swangs soon enuff here.

SSFT bin pitching nuffin butt DaEephus here. Dey ain't gott nuffin. Brought in a new pitcher and his stuph ain't no mo bettah than the limparm he replaced. Mebbe bettah if he threw/thru/through unnerhanned.

The SSFT 17-employee (many of whom are relatives of the CEO!) roster - an AI (atrocious investment) fambly scam