I thought of that.
Just tell 'em, "Not my dog" like they do in the movies.
Inspector Clouseau: “Does your dog bite?”
Hotel Clerk: “No.”
Dog: “Grrr, snarl, snap.”
Clouseau: “I thought you said your dog does not bite.”
Clerk: “That is not my dog“
~Peter Sellers and Harold Berens(?) in The Pink Panther Strikes Again
"Sometimes, business decisions must be based not on economics,
but on what's right." ~ Ivan Howes