Any Good Jokes?

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A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting advice about a divorce.
"He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones."
"How do you mean?"
"Well, Mr. Jones," says the farmer's wife, "this morning I was looking at the chickens when he crept up behind me and had me from behind!"
"Chickens? Mrs. Smith. I didn't know you kept chickens?"
"We don't, Mr. Jones. This was in the supermarket!"