DD Support Board and Research Team

[shajandr]

How many shares would you like? Minimum investment in the Series A round of Shajandr Shell Corp and Magic Mushrooms Delivery Service, Inc. is $10,000. But if you don't have that, I can make an exception for you as you are a personal friend.

So, how much do you have to invest? I can sell you any number of Series A placement shares as the AS for common is 8.5 trillion (CONveniently the same as the number of Dollars of the Federal Reserve's ever-expanding balance sheet).

Be the first kid on your block to buy into the private placement of our Series A round. You can even show off your nifty copy of our private placement memorandum, complete with my signature on it. I'll even have Kinko's bind the PPM and I will put a shiny metallic sticker and your own unique copy number on the coversheet. It will look so cool. Tell your friends you own a chunk of the next great tech story stock from Silicon Valley. You will be overflowing with prestige points.