I am introducing the iHub 1313 Pennystock Index. This index tracks the 1,313 cheapest pennyturds in the OTC.
It will soon be available as an ETF sponsored by Shajandr Securities and Energy Drinks, GmbH (ticker CRAPF).
It is the most tax-efficient index of all, as it is guaranteed to generate no net taxable gains or dividends every year and substantial capital losses.
As time moves forward, the composition of the iHub 1313 Index will dynamically change, as tickers get cancelled, pennystocks are revoked, and the underlying corporations abandoned or dissolved.
Perhaps best of all, not only can the persistent unending capital losses in the iHub 1313 index provide a certain source or capital losses for tax planning, but the robust 4.7% annual management fee can also be deducted from your taxes as an investment expense under Miscellaneous Deductions.
PLUS!!! Every 100,000 shares of the iHub 1313 Index ETF comes with a free bottle of the latest CBD-infused energy drink made by Shajandr Securities and Energy Drinks, GmbH, Fratricide™.
Such a deal!!! Don't be left at DaStazione when the train pulls ~OUTT. Don't miss DaBoat! C'mon, man, come in for BiggWynn. You can't lose (loose) money if you don't play.
Best of all, if you never sell, you've never lost money!!! Follow that logic and the iHub 1313 Index ETF can never result in a loss for you.
