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Tuesday, 09/21/2021 4:10:10 PM

Tuesday, September 21, 2021 4:10:10 PM

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A blind squirrel walks into a bar.

Bartender says "we don't serve squirrels in here".

Squirrel says nothing.

Bartender says again "we don't serve squirrels in here, bud".

Squirrel orders a gin & tonic.

Bartender says "what are you, deaf & dumb? I said we don't serve squirrels here! Get lost!"

Squirrel shrugs, gets up, and leaves the bar.

Bartender gets off work that evening, finds all four of his tires slashed.

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