From All Angles

[Dolly Llama]

Oh, gee, I never thought of it that way. I believe he's the driving force behind it all. I think he's still grappling with losing the Viet Nam War, and is working it all out in his head, dragging the rest of us along for the ride.

And to tell you the truth, I never believed that Cheney mistook that Texas financier for a quail when he shot him in the face. He was crocked. Just like on all his hunting trips. And the only reason they kept it secret for 2 days was to give Cheney time to sober up and stop laughing long enough to make the apology with a straight face.