Mr Cooper Group Inc (COOP)

[Boris the Spider]

No lawyers! Let's all write goofy letters.
That's sure to get us paid. The goofier the better. We need to draw attention to a payout. Maybe SNL will do a skit about WAMU. They could have Walrath and Rosen comedians laughing with Dimon in a cameo appearance jumping up and down saying how they fleeced shareholders out of hundreds of billions.
It would be a real hoot.