Just do what my sweet little Italian Grandmother use to do, walk into the doctor’s office or emergency rooms screaming and
I mean bloodcurdling screams, speak no English and pretend you don’t understand a word they’re saying to you and the staff will rush you in immediately.
They will think you are in excruciating pain and want to shut you up because the other patients are freaking out. I guarantee this plan will work.
Until they figure out that you are totally healthy and it’s all a ploy because Grandma Rose didn’t want to wait like everyone else.
Of course after 25 years of her doing this all the hospitals and doctors in Azusa, Covina, West Covina, Glendora, & San Dimas BANNED Her from ever stepping foot into their facilities.
