Haiku for Investors

[OldAIMGuy]

October, 2004.....

Ugly Market Year
post-November Election
should improve greatly.

November, 2004...

Two thousand and four
was a boring year until
after elections.

June, 2005

Two Thousand And Five
so far has done little for
my portfolio.

smile

Two Thousand and Five
so far as done almost no
harm to my wallet!

smile

September, 2005......

Have lived in a car,
but refused to surrender.
I now rise again!

They say real estate
has good intrinsic value
and tangible, too.

Does anyone else
stop by to create Haiku
besides Tom and Scott?

Lazy market days
allow us time to create
the proper haiku.

Scott and Tom maintain
enthusiasm for this
while others repose.

I look at results
from this market period;
dream of the '90s.

Some say oh-five will
end with enthusiasm.
My Sell orders stand.

November, 2005...........

Funny you should ask
I was going to try it
But I had no thoughts!

December, 2005.......

It's that time of year
where gain and loss rebalance
in many accounts.

Stocks are up and down.
This is better than going
nowhere for trading.

A Dollar, a Dream,
Buy a lottery ticket,
Throw money away!

The Path Lichello
Invest this way will succeed,
If our AIM is true!

Jim Cramer rants on!
He calls market money mad!
Will the stocks follow?

Watch CNBC:
Was Formerly FNN,
Still saying nothing.

Promise all the moon!
Easy Street will soon be yours,
Just listen to us!

Like politicians,
Democrat, Republican,
Truth? What, me Worry?

In over your head?
Take out a very big loan,
Have a good night's sleep!

In case you can't sleep,
Drug industry offers pills,
Panacea now.

But do not forget
How absurd is our drug war,
When commercials lie.

Still, invest in Merck!
They pay a good dividend,
Proceeds from Vioxx.

Enough of this now,
Otherwise I'd write all night!
Absurd by A.M.!!

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This haiku of yours;
I think you've found a calling!
Keep up the good work!

Creating Haiku
helps me clear my mind for
better investing.

Jim Cramer exclaims
like Viagra; Investors
start to think real big!