Any Good Jokes?

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It's strange that people are celebrating Kamala
Harris obtaining such a high position in government.
Did they forget that Monica Lewinski was directly under Bill Clinton?

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until
you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.

I was digging in our garden last night when I found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run into the house and tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden in the first place.