Any Good Jokes?

[PowerPole]

Q.What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q.How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A.Put up goal posts.

Q.Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A.To Arrowhead-they never get a touchdown there!

Q.What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A.A thief.

Q.Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A.Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q.What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q.How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A.Nobody knows and we will never find out.

Q.What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A.Both play dead at home(and get killed on the road).