From All Angles

[cur]

I had everything fixed last night and when I went to turn on the water this morning everything was fine. I left for LA this morning for business and my wife decided to stay home because of a gut feeling she says. Well she was right, she called me at noon in a panic that there was no water pressure because two more pipes busted along with a main in our horse coral. I had EVERTHING COVERED and the pipe in the horse coral is 1 foot under ground. My water bill is going be at least $2000 this quarter.
All the handymen are busy in the area fixing busted water pipes so she's without water and her nightly bath until tomorrow. I swear I can never go out of town without something going wrong at the house. What's a man to do?