The Confessional

[teapeebubbles]

A man and a woman had been married for ten years and
decided to try and have kids. They had not been using
birth control for the entire time they had been married,
so they thought they may have a problem conceiving.

The woman decided to go to the gynecologist and see if
the problem was with her. She had been hard of hearing
since she was little. The doctor examined her and came
in to give her the conclusions.

He said, "I'm sorry, but the problem is with you. You
have insufficient passion and if you ever have a baby
it will be a miracle."

The woman was very upset and went home crying. Her
husband got home and asked her what was wrong.

She said, "The doctor told me I've got a fish up my
passage and if I ever have a baby it will be a mackerel."