Wayne Rumball's House of Nonsense

[Wayne R]

Had a meeting this evening with the Mayor and a couple other elected officials to discuss expanding my association to include other vegetable gardens that may or may not soon be created.

Anyway, we've already been down this road. The last time they pulled me in to say they were going to create 10 gardens in a new subdivision and could I bring them into the association. No problem, 10 more, 20 more, no problem.

A few months later I asked what was going on with the new gardens, because I have a waiting list and don't know what to tell people.

OOPS! They forgot to reserve land for that project....

Anyway, during the 1 hour meeting that was more or less pointless, and I never asked for it, my cell phone rings.

A couple months ago I was screwing around with the ring tones and settled on one. It's like this

meow.... Meow.... MEow.... MEOw.... MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Scares the shit out of people every time they hear it. The mayor looked like he was going to have a heart attack. "oh sorry, just my phone, I'll turn it off"