The Confessional

[teapeebubbles]

Drowsing contentedly after an afternoon of making love
in bed, suddenly there's the sound of a car pulling up
outside. Dreamily, the girl whispers, "Oh, oh, quick
get moving, that's my husband."

Quick as a flash, the man jumps out of bed, rushes to
the window and suddenly stops dead. "Hey, what d'ya
mean?" he bellows "I am your husband!"