The Confessional

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You heard about the lady with five children whose doctor
prescribed her Valium for anxiety and stress, right?

When she went back in two weeks she told the doctor that
everything was wonderful! She said that her house was
quiet and clean, she had time to read and even enjoy her
favorite television shows each day.

But she did need a refill on her script. "A refill,
already?!", said the doctor, "How many pills are you
taking?"

"Taking!?" the patient replied, "I've been giving them
to my children."