Well just making the rounds this frigid M-Mas Eve a.m.
Twas the Day before X-Mas....
Well I had a chat with Santa behind the barn so to speak
and said, you know Larry, Fred, and Joe-Bob?
well them and me and a lot of other
folks only want one thing for X-mas
4 MORE YEARS with our duly elected President- Donald J. Trump
Santa says- well harumph! well I dunno about that...
and I said
Hey Santa, looks like you've added, hitched up more reindeer
to pull heavier loads....hmmmm
what's that one's name right there..
Santa: Well that's Fluff-Bunny!!
So I walked over and *BOOM* shot Fluff-Bunny in the head
cut it out of the reins, and gutted it right on the spot.
and said
No, That's X-mas eve dinner....
Now about that request for 4 More...
Santa interrupts says Now SEE HERE!!! I can't...uh uh
What's that one's name? (pointing at another new one)
Santa: Well That's another new one, Ryno cuz he...
*BOOM* No Santa, that's X-mas dinner
I cut him out of the reins and gut him...
Now the odor is kinda getting to Santa
and the other Reindeer all just shat a big pile
I said, Now Santa....about those 4 more...
Santa interrupts and says: I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT!!!
the end...
Merry X-Mas Every one of you Trumpers and Patriots!!!!
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have a feeling this one might go viral.....
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otherwise some asshole will claim they did it
and try to make $$$ off of it....
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without experience, no explanation is possible."
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