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Sunday, 01/07/2007 1:14:01 AM

Sunday, January 07, 2007 1:14:01 AM

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The Top 7 New Products for Older Moms

7> The "Mommy, Why Aren't You Moving?" Toddler-Operable
Defibrillator Kit.

6> Amphetamines. If you couldn't even say awake to see
the ball drop on New Year's Eve, there's no way you're
staying awake to take care of a baby.

5> Baby's First Ladder: Because Mommy can't bend down that
far anymore.

4> A combination walker and... er... walker.

3> "Child Raising for Old Dummies."

2> The George Foreman Lean, Mean Breast-Pumpin' Machine.

and the Number 1 New Product for Older Moms...

1> "Oops, We BOTH Crapped Our Pants" Depends Variety Pack.

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