The Top 7 New Products for Older Moms
7> The "Mommy, Why Aren't You Moving?" Toddler-Operable
Defibrillator Kit.
6> Amphetamines. If you couldn't even say awake to see
the ball drop on New Year's Eve, there's no way you're
staying awake to take care of a baby.
5> Baby's First Ladder: Because Mommy can't bend down that
far anymore.
4> A combination walker and... er... walker.
3> "Child Raising for Old Dummies."
2> The George Foreman Lean, Mean Breast-Pumpin' Machine.
and the Number 1 New Product for Older Moms...
1> "Oops, We BOTH Crapped Our Pants" Depends Variety Pack.
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