Any Good Jokes?

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Time heals everything and that's why the doctor leaves you
sitting in the waiting room and the exam room for so long.

She said I don't go out with perfect strangers
and he said "I'm not perfect".

Did you know Steve Irwin created a sunscreen company that went bankrupt?
It couldn't protect people from harmful rays.

Why is it wrong to blame all sting rays for one that killed Steve Irwin?
That would be ray-cism.

Steve Irwin died as he lived.
With animals in his heart.