SHORENUFFSTUFF Saturday, 11/14/20 12:44:15 PM Re: None Post # of 28179 What's the difference between Caucasians and Asians? The size of their cauc. My friend had surgery to change himself from Asian to Caucasian. He said it was an eye opening experience. A nurse asked me, "Are you always this pale?" I said, "Only on Caucasian." What do you call a menstruating Caucasian with depression? Red, white and blue Where do you put a convicted Caucasian gang member? In a white blood cell. Did you hear about the Chinese couple who were determined to have a Caucasian baby? Obviously they couldn't because two Wongs don't make a white.