Any Good Jokes?

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What's the difference between Caucasians
and Asians? The size of their cauc.

My friend had surgery to change himself from
Asian to Caucasian. He said it was an eye opening experience.

A nurse asked me, "Are you always this pale?"
I said, "Only on Caucasian."

What do you call a menstruating Caucasian with depression?
Red, white and blue

Where do you put a convicted Caucasian gang member?
In a white blood cell.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple who
were determined to have a Caucasian baby?
Obviously they couldn't because two Wongs don't make a white.