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Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up
at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and
very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks
off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs
over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him
and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd
you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob says, "I lied about my age."

His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell
her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."