The Confessional

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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add
emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette
smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate
syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean
soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported
the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you
learn from this demonstration?

rover was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand
and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"