Funny! Keep a sense of humor.
Never put up the farm. Don't invest more than you can recover in a short period of time.
No stock is ever a for sure thing, no matter if its here or the senior exchanges.
Always keep a little so you can play another day.
By all means do research and read others post and their DD.
For a Bailout, Press 'One', If you're a bank press 1, If a brokerage firm, press or say 2