OT:Dr Lorrie Van Bennett-Jiminez:
HRCT Woman's chat with God:
>
>
> "Lord, I have a problem the HRCT stock is moving slow."
>
> "What's the problem, Eve?"
>
> "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of
> these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm
> just not happy."
>
> "And why is that Eve?"
>
> "Lord, I am lonely and I'm sick to death of apples."
>
> "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a Man for
you."
>
> "Man? What is that Lord?"
>
> "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;
all
> in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will
> like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but
> since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will
> satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish
> things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so
he
> will also need your advice to think properly."
>
> "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the
> catch Lord?"
>
> "Well.....you can have him on one condition."
>
> "And what's that Lord?"
>
> "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....so you'll have
to
> let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little
> secret .............. You know...woman to woman"
>
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