Corner Bar

[Paule]

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all
the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The
guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would
like the world's best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives
it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in
the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made
with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."

He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a
Coke."

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what
he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him
and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the
Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys
aren't drinking beer, neither would I."