Men's Campfire

[Trinityz1]

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death." He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"


A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that. "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a hundred dollars seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days."


He named the street he built after his wife. It was very apt, as she was cold, hard, cracked and only got ploughed around Christmas.



Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.
Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.