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Try this one
Posted by: Wayne R
In reply to: LT_Matt who wrote msg# 89155 Date:5/31/2006 3:34:12 AM
Post #of 109673

You want a better story?

CANU/CAMU/CAOU

I bought $900 worth of stock, it forward split, then forward split again

Just prior to the second forward split I was supposed to go on holiday with my girlfriend for 2 weeks. Well, we broke up, actually I broke it up, she couldn't deal with my children.

So no Vacation and I'm in the trading seat. My $900 is now worth $18,000. Well there's some good news, I dump it all.

2 weeks later after a second split and right about the time I should have been coming back from vacation, that $900 of stock was worth just under $1,000,000

All I had to do was close my eyes for 2 weeks like I was supposed to

I think the woman was a witch and made the stock go up like that just to torment me.

It's all true, you can look it up if you want