You're (too) smart and sophisticated. Well read, smokes cigars and drinks wine. Upgrade to scotch and then you're there (in stereotype). And now back to one of my favorites. It's just Eugene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJnGRuidOXI Edit: They got a shipment in but not this brand. It was the sandpaper kind. Big difference in TPs. No wonder P&G and Charmin did so well for so long.