Once U figure it out. please let me know. I'll give you some TP. A case even. A big giant: Member's Mark Ultra Premium Soft and Strong Bath Tissue, 2-Ply Large Roll Toilet Paper (235 sheets, 45 rolls) https://www.samsclub.com/p/mm-bath-tissue-fq-45-roll-235-sheet/prod21231904 Edit: Now with 275 sheets per roll. You'll have earned it. "Mega, Mega". https://www.samsclub.com/p/mm-mega-bath-tissue-45-rolls-275-sheets/prod21233926